Allie alighted on the roof of their New York branch office building and brushed off some of the dirt and bramble that had tagged along. She took out her phone and began checking sales numbers. “That fucking meathead,” Allie fumed. Kimberly’s projections had been correct and Allie was rapidly losing her lead. She stormed past the conference room straight into her office. She slammed her door shut and it shattered into hundreds of tiny wooden shards.

Downloadable .pdf with artwork can be found at http://www.jasminevancroft.com

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Julia could not believe what she was doing, but she knew it was probably the best way to go about handling the situation. 

Hello my fellow mammals, ha. I'm Jasmine, proudly born and raised in Australia. I'm just a normal 23 year old girl who lives with my bestie Lara in an Brisbane apartment just outside the city. Right now we are meditating next to each other and flying around in an astral body, you should try it sometime! It's so fun to play little games in astral form with a friend like: hide and seek and tag. 

Edith the Beauty Thief

By han216

(To comply with Omni’s rules Edith is now older and is having a late puberty and was held back a couple years. Just Roll with it)

Link to original on Deviantart will be in the comments if you would rather read that.

(Lesbian)

Part 4: Entropy (4,115 words)

(omnipotence, existentialism, no sex)

Rich poked at the embers before him. He had set up camp in a clearing on a plateau, built a fire and cooked a fish that he’d caught. He looked up at the stars as the embers in the pit died, and was about to unroll his sleeping bag when he heard a rustle in the foliage over to his left. He felt his heart rate accelerate; he kept very still. A jolt of fear ran through him, like an electric shock, making his entire body tingle.

Welcome home, honey!

Yes, I’m really excited! You know how I’ve been working on the problem of quantum-phenomic bridging? Well, I’ve had a major breakthrough! As of this moment, you’re speaking with the only woman on Earth who can manipulate quantum phenomenon with merely her mind!

Oh, it’s a really big deal. I’d explain, but I know the math involved would go right over your head. No, no, it’d go over anyone’s head, it’s very complicated.

No, I haven’t tested it out yet. Let’s start with something small – here, in the kitchen.

   It had been seven years since Allie and Kimberly had begun developing strange abilities. Over the course of that time Allie had manifested a few other psychic abilities on top of her telepathy such as telekinesis and mind control, teleportation, light manipulation, invisibility, and had just begun dabbling in gravity manipulation . Kimberly had, in addition to flight, had developed super speed, energy projection, hyper attuned empathy, super senses, and had yet to gain a sixth talent. That is, until she had called Allie over urgently to the lake house for a “secret” discovery.

For as long as they could remember, the two of them had been rivals. Allie and Kimberly had known each other since they were toddlers. Their first major battle was over a dino nugget. There had been nine left in the bag and Allie argued, that since she had brought the nuggets, she should have the fifth one while Kimberly said, that since they were at her house, she should get the nugget. Kimberly’s mom came in and settled the debate by eating the ninth nugget herself but the spark had been lit and since then the two competed in everything.

The following story is extremely weird. It involves a woman becoming wildly, absurdly, grotesquely fat via the application of her own omnipotence. Proceed with caution.

Molly would have happily described herself as a hedonist if she knew the meaning of the word. Her mom and dad described their unemployed twenty-year-old daughter as “a big eater” and “a good heart”. Friends of the family often ended sentences about her with “bless her heart”.