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Dear David,

You’re probably wondering why you woke up alone this morning, instead of next to me. The short answer is that I am no longer the person who you fell for, and we should no longer associate with each other. Yes, that means I’m breaking up with you. I know this will be hard for you to take, but try not to feel bad about it. You were not a bad boyfriend, as far as boyfriends go.

Prologue

Ten years have passed since Derrick received Dick for his 20th birthday, both him and Hazel now being 30 years old. Hazel had always been admiring the mighty 2 meter meat he is packing. But now things are not going great.

 

Amaryllis is at the library surfing through the herb books. Glasses fall on the tip of her nose as she opens and quickly reads through everything, not getting the results she wants. *Darn it! I already know these things! I want something I'm not familiar with! My dick expansion needs to be perfect!* She curses in her mind.

 

Starting college, a normal part of a lot of people's lives. Well it’s a bit less normal to be going to a world class college, especially having received a nearly unheard of perfect score on the entrance exam. Also less normal to be going to that college with your twin sister who did the same. It’s also not normal to have both sets of genitalia. Well yeah that kinda tears it nothing about me is normal, but it gets a lot more complicated than that.

 

 

Derrick Longinus' sex diary. October 31 2035 23.00

So, there is this challenge called No Nut November, where you cannot cum for an entire month. That's something I'd never tried before, having jerked off and released every single day ever since I turned 18. But Longinus never turns down a challenge, that's what Rachel always says.

 

***CONTENT WARNING:This one gets kinda gory. Also there is a lot of destruction.***

Yazmin opened her eyes. She had slept quite peacefully despite the tattered state of the bed from the night’s activities. She absent mindedly started stretching the sleep out of her body, pushing her arms up past her head, arching her back and curling her toes. She barely noticed as her arms pushed straight through the broken headboard and the wall behind it, not even scratching one of her perfect nails.

(OOC: I realized that if I wrote the remaining parts with the plot additions, it would be one hell of a long read. So here the second half maybe. If the parts turn into too long of a read, I might add a third part. We'll see)

Part 5

Part 1

"God fucking dammit! Why does nothing I try work!?" Dick cursed as he tossed another penis enlargement pill bottle to the floor. "I'm never losing my virginity if I don't get the biggest dick of my whole school!"

This was written by Mr. Filler (mrfiller@zoho.com) You can read their other stories here: http://old.bearchive.com/~addventure/game1/trees/auth/mrfiller.html Published with permission © ______________________________________________ This was NOT written by MrGreyMan