The following story is extremely weird. It involves a woman becoming wildly, absurdly, grotesquely fat via the application of her own omnipotence. Proceed with caution.
Molly would have happily described herself as a hedonist if she knew the meaning of the word. Her mom and dad described their unemployed twenty-year-old daughter as “a big eater” and “a good heart”. Friends of the family often ended sentences about her with “bless her heart”.