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Britney Atwater's been away from home for a very, very long time, and has changed greatly in her time away. So when she goes back, she's not at all sure just how Jennifer and the rest will receive her.

Hedonism

The following story is extremely weird. It involves a woman becoming wildly, absurdly, grotesquely fat via the application of her own omnipotence. Proceed with caution.

Molly would have happily described herself as a hedonist if she knew the meaning of the word. Her mom and dad described their unemployed twenty-year-old daughter as “a big eater” and “a good heart”. Friends of the family often ended sentences about her with “bless her heart”.