Edith the Beauty Thief
(To comply with Omni’s rules Edith is now older and is having a late puberty and was held back a couple years. Just Roll with it)
Link to original on Deviantart will be in the comments if you would rather read that.
Welcome home, honey!
Yes, I’m really excited! You know how I’ve been working on the problem of quantum-phenomic bridging? Well, I’ve had a major breakthrough! As of this moment, you’re speaking with the only woman on Earth who can manipulate quantum phenomenon with merely her mind!
Oh, it’s a really big deal. I’d explain, but I know the math involved would go right over your head. No, no, it’d go over anyone’s head, it’s very complicated.
No, I haven’t tested it out yet. Let’s start with something small – here, in the kitchen.
Hi! You don’t know me, but we’ve met before. Countless times, actually. I call myself Omni, but in a few minutes my name will be Amanda, a cute little blonde from down the hall.
Oh, don’t bother calling campus security. Your phone has turned into a banana. No, it’s real! Eat it. See? Pretty good, right?
I’m in your room to tell you what’s about to happen. I just love to watch your expression while I tell you about the true nature of reality. It just never gets old! Sit down. Yes, there on your bed, if you please. There you go.
Bobby sat idly at his keyboard. It was hour six of a last minute sprint to complete his term paper on “The Making of the Atomic Bomb.” To tell the truth, it had been pretty easy since he had copied much of it nearly verbatim from the book of the same name, but he knew his history teacher was pretty lazy and he was unlikely to get caught. Now all he had to do was construct a believable bibliography.